Yes, shake the jar!

I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.

I honestly feel like this must be how partys flip. The Democrats are the Republicans of the seventies, the new conservative party.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit that the Republican party hasn’t exactly moved left, and is the biggest hole in my theory. Who knows maybe this populism will pave a path forward for them.

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

Wasn’t there some sort of masterful cover up about it not being a typo and certain people knowing what was meant?

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

Rifle rounds are well known for “lodging” within the first couple of inches of impact.

Pistol rounds ricocheting of rocks however are almost always through and through wounds.

Being shot twice in the exact same space is to be expected as bullets tend to roost is lodging places.

My household was livid this morning.

“It doesn’t matter what the rest of the world is doing, WE had an arrangement”

They’re not wrong. Changing time is bullshit.

It’s more the new usage at this point.

POV we’re getting old 😭

Awesome, thanks for taking the time.

You seem like you might know:

Someone told me that poop isn’t actually food waste, but more the bacteria (or whatever lives down there) that died while helping your body digest said food.

How accurate is that?

Busy swaddling can’t come.

I get that. I’ve had it since it came out so I’ve missed out on the bullying.

You can absolutely “ad me” the hell away from your product.

The few times that I’ve used YouTube at work I know I wouldn’t be watching YouTube at all if it wasn’t for premium.

I do completely live life to avoid ads as much as possible.

Ah gotcha, I haven’t seen that movie in a hot minute. I figured if anyone had a secret art dungeon, it may well be Stephen Fry.

Stephen Fry has a secret art dungeon?

We’ve been using Idaho as Nazi storage since the eighties.