Alright Randy Newman, take out your insecurities on them.

I believe you mean 2 adults, working 8 hours with an unpaid lunch meaning 9 hours out plus commute.

Or, do, if the label fits. No sense denying a man his pride.

No no no, we can always blame Kamala’s laugh.

If we say that the accepted pronunciation of “X” is “ex” then we run into an even bigger problem than Prince’s logo.

“Ex” User says… Is this a former user of the website or current?

A user on the website “ex” is too long winded and sounds like I’m saying a hypothetical.

Users on “ex” - although shorter, X is a street name for ecstacy and user is sometimes used as shorthand for drug user (e.g. User and abuser) so why should we be listening to a cracked out party kid?

The golden ticket is “formerly Twitter” because we actually know what the fuck that one is.

I’m willing to bet there’s at least one X user on X right now.

How long was Prince “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince”?

Yeah, the rest of his life.

Twitter probably will have the same laid upon it.

Compared to most Dilbert strips, it was actually in the top ten.

Shit, I’ve taken cognitive tests after all of my concussions.

I mean, I believe in you. You technically CAN do something about that. It will probably break in the process though.

Look at it this way, BMI is a cross section of weight and height. I was considered “overweight” for ages because I just had tree trunk thighs from hiking and weightlifting. Like, less than 16% body fat but told I’m ‘overweight’ every time I got weighed.

The ruler was fucking wrong.

Nowadays, I’m much more of a fat fuck so the ruler is right now but only just so… I’m still under 25% when using hydrostatic!

Yeah, I don’t correct my black coworkers but I’ve certainly not said that I have the itis in a long, long time.

The whole road while taking a dash pic at 70mph.

Pretty much the same, can’t really boycott something I’ve already been not consuming!

In fairness, me staying up for the midnight launch and then binging AC:NH whenever we had a chance got my partner to buy a switch and copy of the game.

Then being locked down for COVID and she ended up with more hours in the game than me.

BUT when Happy Island DLC came out, I was the only one who bought it and such.

Arnold had a big dick. Kamala Harris is shit. Crowd, chant with me. Aren’t you tired of her?

That’s literally the train of thought.

BMW drivers have the same opinions about whatever you’re driving too… Even other Beemers. At least the second part.

Yeah, the last business got the resume with all the shine for the one pager but still got the stories from the convenience store and the short order line.

Who the fuck puts EVERY job on the resume? Does he think he’d get elected if he talked up his Steaks?

You throwing babies away?

Most of those movies on the bottom list are outside the top 100. Go look at the billboard top 200 songs and tell me if any Americans prefer songs listed at 155 or something.

All things being equal, two of the movies in the men’s list are in the top 100 for men. It’s not so much that men like old movies but of the old movies that men rank in the hundreds, women don’t like those.

Who knows what men and women’s “number one” movie is and what the Delta is there.

If someone asked you to name your top 100 ~ 150 movies but not the top 100, you’d be confused and just throw some shit up there that you vaguely recall looking. Like, I’d probably be scraping the bottom of the barrel by the time I got to sixty, let alone one hundred. This chart by no means represents a longing for male dominated classic cinema - just that men recall liking things that are regarded as classic. This chart just says that men don’t like The Blindside and they’re right for that.