If they smoked, they’d be dead.

I wouldn’t have to look at them anymore.

So… my focus is more on the implications of this.

A dictator tells his people the women in his country need to have more kids.

That could be really really really bad.

Like,… hundreds of thousands of women strapped to machines bad.

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

Here’s my piracy shtick.

I beat half of Blasphemous on a pirated copy then I bought it, moved the save file and kept playing.

Criteria: I like the game. I’ll probably play it again in ten years and I want to support the devs.

What would’ve happened if I never pirated it? I’d be saying the same thing about someone else’s game.

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

Saving this one. Thanks, man for the heads up

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

Nothing, but it will do wonders for my portfolio. Take the good with the bad.

nothing to see here

Another $1200 to vaccine development companies, Fidelity and make it snappy.

sigh of relief

Normies and their friends.

Ahhh see I had everything backed up already. Shit. I should’ve tried it after deleting something. I figured it would find a button and be asked where I wanted to put the file. Share kinda works for that.

Every complaining gaming article should end with: "…or, just play indie games. Problem solved!’

Why are microtransactions…-

Just play indie games.

Why this horrible bundle deal…-

Just play indie games.

Here’s 45 reasons why this game misinterpreted gender issues…-

Just play indie games

This remaster could’ve just been DLC…-

Just play indie games

Nvidia…-

Just play indie games

pushes proud boys and maga-hat Republicans in a corner and throws a blanket over them

Just don’t look over there.

It’s a slow ten minutes

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I hate that I’ll never have to edit this.

Why bother? You can get an sbc PC with a decent agpu, throw SteamOS on it and have the little PC console of your dreams. There’s a few good 6600U ones online. $300-$400. You’d dwarf the library of an arm console limited to Android, even with emulation.

Fuck the running shoes too.

I also /s

I hate I have to spell it out. Not necessarily to you but… come on, internet.

I’m a little iffy on just how Google-free any Pixel after 5 is even if you run Lineage or something.