Idk. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has sold about 70 million copies - and even Black Ops 3 only sold 43 million copies. Battlefied 1 (2018) is the battlefield with the most sales: 25 million

Edit: I give them 30 million sold copies maximum

My old car wanted to die so badly, but I was too broke to get a new one, so it was on life support

The Dutch are this tall because when the dams break they sti have their head above the water

Actually no, we don’t need them. Our wifes force us to visit them to get this weird growth checked out that was actually cancer and we would have died without our wife’s, but we, as males don’t need them.

I have it at 1280x720 resolution in my Dropbox, but I have the feeling that sharing is illegal…

How about “Kwaranteened Krab”? That episode got made but never aired. Leaks have surfaced. I got it during one of the lockdowns.

It’s basically covid lockdown in the Krusty Krab. It was finished before the pandemic and then they agreed to not air it.

Or this episode where squidward gets addicted to krabbypatties. Shit‘s too real on real addiction, first one‘s free, it’s good but you wouldn’t tell it to somebody, then you do everything to get your addiction satisfied.

This. I lost 7 years to a well payed job I needed due to financial mistakes I’m still recovering from. My new job pays about 25% less but even then I’m down to 25 more month until I’m done. I don’t remember anything of those 7 years except when covid hit and I got super depressed, and that one time I was dating this girl for 3 months and I willingly made time for her, like taking a 4 hour walk or urbexing for a day. Now I’m back at doing nothing but work and housework, cook dinner and being “forced” to spend the evening watching movies… longest time in the last 2 years was a 3 month job training, felt like a whole year.

Get out, do something, get new experiences. Make time for that.

I get it.

I dont know who this is, but I get it

True. 3 cigarettes contain enough nicotine to kill one.

Still more enjoyable than AI SLOB

Reminds me of this

“When she flagged your dick pic but you didn’t get banned because it is so small there was nothing to see”

Are y’all ready for the hottest summer since recording started? Because I am not!

Hot showers at night or when you’re feeling extremely overheated. Trust me, that’s way better than cold showers. First shower warm, then get soapy, and then shower as hot as you feel comfortable. I do this for over 10 years now and it’s amazing. My theory is that it heats up the body and due to the outside being cooler, it actually cools your body down - albeit 35°C. By the way I shower with ~42°C regular lol

Huh?

I quit my phone addiction when they added YouTube shorts and the Reddit API changes, I stopped eating processed foods during covid, because I was bored and learned how to cook (I gained 80 pounds due to overeating on my own cooking…) And am forced to move because I’ve picked up RC driving as a hobby and I don’t really like to drive safely.

me, crying because Leberkäs is 15€ per kilo that thing is literally a ground up paste of the worst cuts of the meat, and they made it more expensive and added more water….

People be like “life’s shit” and then they consume food designed to keep them addicted, media picked by an algorithm to keep them watching and move less than a sloth in a day.

You’re not forced to be a wage slave. Just go live in the woods, plan a heist, get rid of a CEO or something like that. Live a little.

My nerdy ass brain was like “how in the Windows environment can someone like GSM” and then I continued reading…