Be sure to thank a conservative for this SCOTUS. Conservatives did this. They will never stop.

As soon as T-Mobile’s check clears, the conservative SCOTUS will make sure all phones remain locked for eternity. Praise Jesus!

Coming soon to the U.S. courtesy of the GOP.

Conservatism is a plague.

I wonder if Garland regrets waiting two years before prosecuting the top Republican insurrectionist. He’ll never stop being a conservative, but maybe he’ll stop being a Republican.

Swing states and their electors don’t care what the majority of Americans want. The swing states seem to be leaning fascist recently.

switch to Mint.

That’s the right move!

It will turn itself back on during a background update, though. Should I be expected to check it daily to make sure Microscam isn’t stealing my data?

There is a global plague of conservatism happening right now, so statements like these cannot be presumed to be sarcastic.

Do you think people 2000 years ago were all stupid?

If they behaved as you described, then yes.

Conservatives don’t give a fuck if a baby dies. A conservative is not capable of empathy.

Having complete mortal control over others as well as causing misery to others are what brings conservatives deep, personal fulfillment. Truly. They thrive on control and misery. It is just who conservatives are at their core.

But strangely NOT appalled by genocide.

It sounds like Russians need to be liberated from all their nazis. We should liberate them in a three-day “special military action”.

Russian nukes don’t work either. They are over 50 years old and have been maintained almost exclusively by notorious black market scalpers. All of the rocket fuels, guidance system parts and detonation components on the black market in the last several decades have come from Russian systems.

If any of them would successfully launch, they would likely not make it to their target. If any of them made it to their target, they likely would not detonate. If any of them detonated, they would likely be duds.

Putin is a toothless saber rattler who needs to be Putdown.

Why do conservatives insist on being evil pieces of shit? Why do they work so hard to cause harm to innocent, vulnerable people who were just minding their own goddamned business?

Conservatives are consistently incapable of empathy, unable to engage in any interaction in good faith, and seem incapable of the most basic human decency. I cannot see any reason they should be permitted to continue to endanger humanity. Yet, here we are. Tolerating the existence of those who are working as hard as they can to kill and oppress everyone around them. They don’t hide it. They celebrate it.

Nothing good in all of human history has ever come from conservatism, yet we continue to politely pretend it is in some way a legitimate political position. It is not. It is not normal to be a conservative. It is simply an excuse to justify causing harm to others. That is the only purpose of identifying as a conservative; false legitimacy for one’s inability to be a decent human.

There is no place in a modern culture for harmful, hate-based ideologies like conservatism. It should be rejected outright wherever it is seen. Conservatives should not be tolerated any more than any other hate group. It is unethical to do business or keep relationships with such trash.

Just in time for the illegitimate SCOTUS to reverse Obergefell v. Hodges. The conservatives are tightening the noose on the normal people, one vulnerable group at a time.

The only people who give even a tiny fuck what Elon thinks are dipshit conservatives and slow-acting investors. Like other conservative cockroaches, this planet would be dramatically improved by his absence.

Conservatives will rally to outlaw it in the U.S. in 3… 2…

Why should they stop? They have the full U.S. M.I.C. to back them in whatever bullshit they want to do. If they can commit genocide with U.S. backing, then of course they can start wars with neighbors too.

We need to end our bizarre, expensive one-sided relationship with Israel. We get absolutely nothing out of it except headaches.

Israel is thinking they can start any war they want because the U.S. will make sure they win. Netanyahu has repeatedly shown that the U.S. will do whatever he demands.

Reason #978 why conservatives should never, ever be permitted to run a nation.