tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup

well let me tell you something thats gonna blow your mind did you know that vasectomies and a plantbased diet cures adhd because heres the thing adhd is not a real disease its just a label they give you when you dont fit into their narrow little box of normal and the real cause of adhd is toxins and a lack of essential nutrients in our food

toxins are stored in the balls and when you get a vasectomy youre basically cutting off the flow of toxins into your system its like a reboot for your body and the more vasectomies you get the better

and then theres the whole foods which are just packed with nutrients and one of the most important ones is methamphetamine a natural compound that occurs in small amounts in whole foods like fruits and vegetables and its essential for brain function and focus

but when you eat processed foods theyre stripped of all these essential nutrients and can you believe it the government and big pharma are trying to cover this up they dont want you to know the truth

so dont believe the lies of the medical establishment they just want to keep you in the dark and make money off your suffering take control of your own health and try a couple vasectomies and a plantbased diet its the only way to truly be free but make sure you have several children first

edit lets take this outside https://lemmy.world/post/24386648

i help you stay grounded when speeds are high
though im not a bird i can still make you fly
im often found on the back not the front
what am i that gives your ride a cool stunt

this post is an advertisement for a stupid community so im not sure what you expect

thank you for your attention

the mods said im only allowed to post this here if i dont be mean to people so this is me not being mean to you

tardypants

https://feddit.nl/comment/14728193

this made me so happy

not the kind i have

always to check for worms

i have astigmatism and dark mode hurts my eyes :c

just feels like a waste of my time and effort and an insult to others intelligence to put an /s at the end of a bonkers 5 paragraph shitpost on a shitposting community

oh hey i had gotten these screenshots for you

ableism

transphobic trolling

mod removed my shitpost about the culture war for being political and said it belongs in a politics community

i am not joking its obvious you havent checked it was literally yesterday