looks like you’re going to the Honk-shoo Realm, Jimbo

Telltale Heart

It was not known to me but based just on the description of melange and how Paul saw reality after taking it, it should have been obvious

This is just Colorado but the gnomes pause between mouthfuls to moralize at you about walking on wild prairie grass

Peak reditor move for a web service with this amount of non-americans

One of the last subreddits I used to frequent was a redscare podcast sub where women would just post horny ass art by this artist and that Krump cartoonist guy

Guess all is forgiven then. Actually maybe that means he can finally run for president

Nah. Shit’s pretty deliberately about making money for a handful of half-reptile child fuckers and perpetuating the culture war.

Funnily enough I was confused about why they named their update this until I read your comment. Nobody has been named yet in the cyber attack but this little cartoon character of an account just clued me in on what was going on.

I’m really not convinced one way or the other but neofashs immediately started trying to downplay it before any info came out. You can kind of count on how fucked we are when we do have a health crisis because this country is never going to take one seriously again

Eh, nothing wrong with that. Some people never try it, but definitely tag me in a trip report if you ever do

That’s pretty intense. Can’t say it ever felt orgasmic for me but I was probably not running at the same intensity. But that unending vigor feeling is real, like once you’re peaking it’s crazy the limits you can push your body to.

I miss doing that. Have you ever used MDMA? The lasting “glow” is pretty similar for some people

I started getting a lot of comments about bipolar disorder when I worked a job where I basically jogged for ten hours.

Maybe I am possibly undiagnosed, but also runners high is no fucking joke

I forgot about these damn boat sequences

I got morbidly curious about this and went digging through bird communities one day.

On one hand it seems like there are a difficult number of different things that will randomly prompt birds to just start fucking themselves. Everything from not putting them in isolation whenever they do it to unknowingly touching them anywhere but on the head. It’s like a whole thing you have to learn all their triggers and watch for them because they’ll goon so hard they die of stress.

On the other hand, why are we putting animals in captivity that goon themselves to death if you don’t give them a mate? Seems kind of cruel compared to other animals that we’ve domesticated

This changes everything

Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that

Follow your bliss, kings

Skibidi dab dab dee yes yes

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Of course I know him! He’s me.

There-in lies the humor. Don’t ever learn the lingo, just start subtly mentioning cortisol levels to give young people in your life aneurisms. It’s great.