Cliffjumper

Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it’s on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we’re increasing your sub

Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi …

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