I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

What a little shit.

The fact that billionaires hate her tells me she’s doing a good job.

I just quit my job, gave away all my money, and burned my birth certificate. Am I doing longevity right?

Honestly, furry art wouldn’t even be remarkable as a scandal at this point.

I’m happy to see all these Republicans endorsing Harris, but they’re about 8 years too late at this point. Anyone with half a brain could see how big of a threat to democracy and rule of law Trump was in 2016, and yet they all went along with the grift anyway. We wouldn’t be dealing with his shit right now if these same people had grown some balls back then.

The house from Fight Club.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’