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Chickmate!

Wait till they drop you as a customer by cancelling your payment tier,then send you countless begging letters over the next month begging you to return. If you wanted my money that badly, why did you cancel me NETFLIX???

I could never find 1 spot in school that was consistantly safe for me to retreat to for any period of time. Instead I had multiple spots all over where I’d retreat to for short time frames. If one wasn’t available, I could move on to the next one without getting too upset.

Friend, I’m sending you hugs, and if you’re open to it I’d strongly recommend building meditation skills. Therapy is a must if you want to understand why you feel this way, but meditation can help a lot in the meantime. I wish you the best, and hope you find somewhere safe to breathe today ❤️

That seems to be his kink

You’re all in here with horror and mature movies, but I’ll hit you with Watership Down for the win 😉

Porco Rosso!

Does your podcast live on Trigger Avenue?

Jon Stewart has weekly podcast now, eh? SUBSCRIBE

“My uncle thought he was St. Jerome” Alice the librarian, Ghostbusters

Cheeky Donald! Republicans committing fraud is not a basis for a refund.

By Grabthar’s hammer!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Netflix, I’ve been a loyal customer since 2013. I’ve been perfectly happy with our arrangement. YOU are the one terminating our contract, not me. It seems you’d prefer to get rid of a happy, paying customer in the hopes you can somehow persuade them to embrace a higher cost or shittier experience (ads). That’s a bold move Cotton. Buh-bye dons pirate hat

YARR MATEYS

Not weird at all, just a different perspective they weren’t previously aware of. One group I know of that does this is people who follow stoicism. Memento mori!

FYI this appears to be the US Staples only. In Canada (or at least Ontario), Goodwill accepts electronics recycling, now that Staples has shut that down.

Is it considered a technological advancement to remove something which exists now and actively makes life worse? I’d like to remove “health insurance” as a concept

What makes a man a man?

But ser! Wizz theez Rocher, you arr spoiling us!

What about El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing? 😁