If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

Man, I’d never say anything online if I did that.

I hate it, I’m quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, that’s only because it didn’t feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when it’s getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, I’ll fight you now if you try.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we’ve moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

Then there’s the random company that uploaded an advertisement 8 years ago that keeps popping up.

Youtube api: so I saw you watched a video on how to replace a smoke detector once, here’s all the videos about smoke detectors.

Well folks, looks like we’ve found the dumbest man alive.

Next thing you’re gonna get a small section of one of your files in an email.

I was gonna watch it because I enjoy Margot Robbie’s acting, but now I want to watch it to see what these countries are complaining about.

Where do I sign up for who’re mining?

Good luck with that, they’ll see you coming for days.

Haven’t we all thought about starting an unprovoked war with Mexico when we’re bored!?

thought it might mean fuck Reddit

It didn’t before, but now it does!

It’s not stolen if it’s done during war, it’s a prize.

Nostalgia.

But I can’t kiss my uncle on the lips when we meet if I know homosexuals exist, they make it gay. - some dude in one of these countries.

I thought it said Sexual Diva lol, I want to be a Sexual Diva damn it!

Become a hermit and don’t interact with people.

People are always going going to give you their opinions, but the best thing about opinions is that they hold no weight in reality, we give these opinions the weight to impact us.

Now, most of those people who were cancled over nothing or what would be minor in comparison to others, they have regained most of what they lost, look at Louis C K, he got cancled, but he’s now back doing what he was doing before.

You’ll never be able to avoid rejection or criticism unless you block yourself off from the world or only surround yourself people who think identical to you, but where’s the fun in that?

Should of checked Snopes to fact check if it was down lol.

No one ever does.