I go camping late in the year and am often the only person in the entire campground in the middle of nowhere. It was mid November in Illinois and I was at a campground that you had to drive 20 minutes of heavily forested winding dirt trail to get to the site. There was already a strong creep factor. Around 2AM I’m laying awake and freezing my ass off when I hear a scream from the woods the sounded like something out of a 1950s horror film. Scared the living shit out of me. Stayed the rest of the night in the car with a shovel and a big fuck all knife.
I’d never heard an owl screech before. I didn’t know they did that.
Hairnet??? And cover that glorious hairstyle that inspires all to be their best selves ??? Gloves??? And cover those giant masculine man hands that inspires all to be the work they want to see in the world??? Blasphemy!!!