Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

I love this take. I was the same way when I raised my right hand.

Had a dream about a hermit that finds some strange idol while he’s out hunting. Begins praying to the thing and kind of inventing his religion and morals as time goes on. Eventually he dies, when he gets to the after life it’s like a busy train station. Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc. all go to different afterlife’s that are made in the image of their religion. This man’s religion was ancient and forgotten. So ancient and and forgotten that he had no “train” to take him to his afterlife.

Not entirely sure where I’d go with that but I really enjoyed the dream and if I knew how to write I would lol. If anyone wants to write it though feel free and just let me read it when it’s done

Perhaps they’re saving that for election day