When do I learn how to dodge gigantic boulder traps?

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They can get cockroaches, but the nozzle has to be like 2.54 cm or less away from it otherwise the velocity dropoff is too great.

What if they’re in Britain or any of the left-hand drive countries?

Waze likes to pull this sort of dumb shit all the time.

Like yeah, maybe it’d save me a minute or two but I’d rather wait to take a left turn at a protected left turn light than try to cross 3 lanes of opposite traffic from some obscure side street.

The least they can do is put googly eyes on it. C’mon, bare minimum effort lol.

Abort

tryAgain

Fail

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Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.

They should build a giant enclosure over the Kaaba so it can be air conditioned. Or at the very least put in those mister-fan combos all over the place that are in amusement parks.

sorriy

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Wouldn’t it make more sense for the Lego man head to fit into alternating butt slots instead of the left one only? This way the centipede doesn’t list to the left.

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They say “we hope people renew”

So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.

Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.

Sally forth the Queerletariat!

I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts. Steps below for a Pixel phone if anyone is interested in how to mute notifications without having to go into vibrate mode.

For a Pixel 7 phone:

Settings -> Sound & Vibration -> Default notification sound -> My Sounds -> None