GreenPlasticSushiGrass

They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

End quote asana.

I’m about to make a pot of coffee and we have two packages of peanut butter cremes. There will be no last cookie today, only regret and self-loathing.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

There’s a Slowpoke meme here, but I’m too lazy to make it.

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.

Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.

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This is our boy, Jude. He’s silently judging Eddie for being so silly. Somehow, I think Eddie doesn’t care.

If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.

A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

I’m the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.

Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.

I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!