I’m with ya on the Honda vibes. Really disappointed by the design.

Why not?

Sweet! They looked like server boards when I searched so I’m happy that exists

Show me one in a living room friendly setting

There is tools, there is av. ClamAV is free and commercial av vender exist

If you have the available resources, you could check out Microsoft office online. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/officeonlineserver/office-online-server

This can also be integrated with nextcloud afaik

Oh my sweet summer child…

Afaik there is an option in the autounattend tk run scripts at first logon. This could be used to run the ShutUp10 script and create a schuled task that keeps it enabled too