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When trying clothes on in clothing stores, it’s so nice when people don’t leave the stuff they tried on an inside out ball on the floor. Please hang the stuff that was hanging and since no one knows how to fold just side fold things that don’t have a hanger. It’s not difficult, but apparently for some it is akin to rocket fucking science

What did Max ever do to you 😭

Before I was brave enough to say I love you to my husband my go to phrase was “you're my favorite person”