That is what they’re going to do … but in the meantime they’ll send a shit ton of money his way for the project.

Looks like she’s got a drinking problem

You’re thinking of the Illumanti … they invented alcoholism to control society 10,000 years ago

I hear tulips are a better investment

lol … As a brown skinned Indigenous person … I only ever understood ‘White Christmas’ to mean one thing … a Christmas so opulent and wealthy that only white people could enjoy it.

Really neat idea … which makes you wonder as well how we would see things we found in the universe … either as radio signals or pulses of energy. All we would understand is that they were pulses or repeated patterns, when they may probably be actual information transmissions that we just don’t understand and can’t possibly comprehend until we had developed intellectually a lot more than where we are now.

My ancestors did that with these clowns for the first few hundred years and it reduced the population by 80 percent!

Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation

You need two more limbs … and about 50 eyes

Joseph: … yeah Mary … immaculate conception … sure … I’ll be home late … gotta fill out that census … still gotta list myself as the “father”

My palace burnt down … who are you again? … and where am I?

As cute looking as they are … squirrels are known to be omnivorous … meaning they do eat meat and can hunt smaller animals. This is like watching a bear next to a wolf … if the bear had the chance, it would attack the wolf and eat it.

… and that’s why we never heard of this Star Wars character ever again … she froze death on the planet Hoth before reaching the first marker and her body and tautaun were never found.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your family

A squirrel is basically a rat with a cute tail … that chipmunk is not safe.

Sounds more like a Christmas special for oligarchs … that’s a pretty cheap price for a billionaire.

Pedophilia, rape, immorality and a general capability to do the exact opposite of the rules set by Christianity will be a requirement for any future candidates.

The more morally depraved they can be, the more likely they will be politically successful.

The pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.