If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.

You’re telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she’s too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he’s left out.

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren’t in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

It also may fail when you’ve had more than once sexual relationship in your life.

That sounds exhausting. I don’t want to have sex with someone indecisive, much less someone who’s never done it before.

Do they? I just moved back to the rural area I grew up in after spending ten years in Cleveland.

Cleveland’s not the greatest, but there’s dick around here outside of Walmart. I can drive 30 minutes into the nearest small city if I need a Home Depot or something, but Cleveland had tons of choices by comparison. Not a ton of restaurants, most are same ish or eaten up by Applebee’s. Fast food is even pretty limited.

Back in the day we had small shops, but most are dead now…

Well he only wants to remove “step-” so maybe the problem isn’t the fictional backstory, but the details of said backstory…

Duelling banjos

You act like people are just having sex all the time in real life, but as we all know real people rarely ever have sexual relationships. Now if the characters had to masturbate once a day to cartoon characters…