So you know when people Mick a butterfly with their hands? Yeah, just that one-handed.

Call a tailor probably

Leather daddies (Tom of Finland style) are cool. So there’s some things about man-on-man sex that can be cool.

He’s currently trying to get a 51st state (Canada would need to be at least 6 or more, in all honesty), but it looks like he’s at risk of losing some states from where I’m sitting.

This whole thing reads not like a codebase versus, but a traditional engineering approach (don’t act like you can patch this once you release it - get it done so it’s stable the first time) versus the more modern “move fast and break things” approach.

Romeow

Make it into a hill over the hole

Classic creepypasta. It’s this one, the search and rescue stories, and I think there’s another that slips my mind right now.

EDIT: boy did I miss a few.

• Ben Drowned
• Candle Cove
• Russian Sleep Experiment
• Squidward’s Suicide

Of course, some of the weaker ones imo are also classics:

• slender man
• jeff
• the backrooms

Bury It deep in the earth where it came from and mark it like toxic waste.