Trump: Summer classes? Disband schools! Problem solved.

Robots don’t need asses. So who is Trump in your analogy?

But Arch isn’t Debian. How can it be the best?

The only barrier I see is your imagination that forces you to generate some strange questions. Laptop is a laptop and made of laptop and capable of what laptops are capable of. No more but no less.

Trump: Excellent idea! And we need tariffs here too to fill my beautiful budget!

Eat it for permanent +0 to HP.

Magnets and stickers aren’t significantly better than thoughts and prayers, but cost more.

Or a frog with a cigarette.

Are you a billionaire?

Shhh, you’re frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don’t overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

Trump: … US citizen SO FAR. Shut up or you’ll be covfefed in a second. The US is beautifully great again! Even my friend Putin agrees.

Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

Relax, they are not heavy while young, so the impact won’t be serious. Some bloody snot cleaning from the glass max. Not a big deal.

What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

Baha, leave the balls alone!

You can’t punish a billionaire by deportation. Like you can’t fine a bear for a broken fence.

No alcohol? Sorry, can’t think of any use of that substance. Throw it away then…

Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?

One more idea of this kind and I’ll boil your potato chips and a game console. Obviously you’ll like them boiled no less than in standard variants.

Scotty, warp it back again and return it to the kitchen.