So, using the Team America metaphor, who are the pussies and assholes in this scenario?

Challenger is my first, followed by the collapse of the Soviet Union

Luxury! You can afford bottled wine? I can’t even afford bottled water.

The existence of one does imply the existence of the other

Assuming Congress votes to release everything, wouldn’t the president still need to sign it? It seems unlikely Congress could override a veto.

Shouldn’t this be in lemmy shitpost?