I read this elsewhere and I thought it was satire.

Well, at least hopefully this will cause dissent in the army as they stop taking him seriously.

You can also copy the Mastodon/Lemmy link to Twitter and Bluesky, I guess.

If it was a handful of people, it could MAYBE be a skill issue. But when it’s most people, it’s a systemic issue.

Human “aliens” or ETs?

I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.

And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.

And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”

It’s a good idea on its own, but the overall issues are more complex and nuanced. Maybe sending some non-toxic fishing nets could help? (Hopefully they’ve thought of this already)

Please eat some makeup.

You seem ugly on the inside.

Post it on Mastodon and here instead.

The REAL free speech platforms.

oof. true

Keep her out of the Schengen area, please.

I’m pretty sure we can say “bribery” here. This isn’t Reddit.

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Nah, that would undermine the credibility of the real stuff in the public eye.

Not to mention that would be a cruel thing to do to anyone unfortunate enough to see the videos.

The more I learn about the US, the more I realise the shining city on the hill I believed in as a child is actually a giant dumpster fire.

That is true, yes - but hardly actionable for anyone other than said voters.

Well, they do look like overlords of cuteness to me.

Currently trying to switch from Reddit to Lemmy - and also cut down on scrolling in the process. A smaller amount of users and content is more of a benefit than a drawback in that regard.

Did they do it without those before?

“Worthless” is certainly overstating it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Euro surpasses the S&P in terms of dollar-wise APY.

Smol and eepy