Keep in mind, every accusation is either a confession or a plan or both.

Last outage we had, one of the first things I did was take a hot shower. Our water heater is electric and if it became extended I might not get another chance.

Appreciate your leaving one of them so as not to ruin my comment! (Not a sir, though. Retired schoolmarm here.)

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Considering that every post about Mastodon has supporters who get the spelling wrong, it might be a little much to expect the general public to figure it out. Bluesky is pretty much the VHS to Mastodon’s Betamax.

You dropped this: out

I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.

Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.

Mission Accomplished

Well, you could subtract the 1.2 million who died of Covid. And also those whose voter registrations were peremptorily cancelled.

And since the only good reason to make the error would be to invite another pedant into the conversation, I’m finding this whole little sidethread very satisfactory.

Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.

It’s also been shown to hallucinate whole parts of the doctor/nurse discussion and instructions

Oh, like a more sophisticated version of the old "put your phone in the microwave"joke!

Thank you, kind person.

So I know nothing and just wandered in here from Top, but this translates as, “Fuck you, all of you, French language, I show you my butthole,” right?

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AOC is real.

But DJT is the most fictional character who’s ever existed. Nothing he’s ever said, done, or been has been true.

Sadly, we’re stuck in the reality that allows his falsehoods to affect real humans.

Maybe it’s behind us with the fridge and maybe a dishwasher? Or laundry machine depending on the country?

Gonna need an attribution to go with that quotation, pedant.

That definitely works too

It’s possible that 💯% of those who didn’t vote would have voted No