Dude, if you’ve been using your last one for 12 years then you really really don’t care about any of these stats/benchmarks

[edit] I retract my comment

Poor Jimmy Jr tho. He doesn’t deserve that

Wilford Brimley has returned

Obamacare and the ACA is just the Hannah Montana of Republican healthcare policy. They are running on getting rid of the singer but promising to keep the Miley around. I’m high so I’ll stop now

Unless you want people to like you!

Is there any law in any state that would allow you to kill a 3rd party to escape being killed yourself? (If there were, I’d probably opt for not living in that state)

I’m hoping most of that money was spent on developers and salaries since it would appear they didn’t spend shit on advertising. Silver lining to a failure is that at least people had jobs for a good while

I’m not locked in here with you!

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At least it’s a step in the right direction. Especially since they’ve been extremely evil when it comes to teens. Tho I’m sure they’ll figure out how to continue to be evil with these restrictions/guidelines in place.

Yet if you say “assassination attempts on Trump are just a fact of life. Thoughts and prayers”, you get a visit from the secret service. If a republican says it about school shootings, they get to be a vp nominee

Their persuit of happiness is going to end up with him in a bunker shooting themselves in the head while the allies advance

When/if democrats can Energize the base, they don’t need to give a shit about undecideds. but until then, we are stuck pandering to the people we know will actually show up to and wait at the voting booth

I feel bad for the people who signed the petition but didn’t get informed that abortion might get unbanned! So underhanded! /s

Life is more horrific than fiction. What a complete nightmare. It’s hard to even try to beleive it’s real. So utterly devistating for her. This amount of trauama is so ghastly because it also destroys her understanding of reality.

I really don’t know how a human could recover from this. I really hope she finds a way to keep going on. This is going to stick with me. Cause like, yo, wtf. So heartbreaking.

Glad a bunch of people are going down for this. The breadth of perpetrators is wild.

The vibes of the rules are off. Not sure what it is, but I hope someone can help provide context for if these are just normal rules or if this is wild shit happening in wild times

If photon hitting a surface can impart momentum, does generating photons also impart momentum? Like, if you put a solar powered laser pointer in space, would it move?

Do you see UBI being so bad that it would prevent you supporting abortion rights?

Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation

Hours after the Trump-Musk interview, the tech tycoon said that he is also willing to interview Harris ahead of the November election.

“Happy to host Kamala on an 𝕏 Spaces too,” he wrote on his social media platform.

Harris’s campaign team meanwhile responded to the interview with a scathing statement calling Trump and Musk “self-obsessed rich guys who will sell out the middle class and who cannot run a livestream in the year 2024.”

Nah, she should do it. Would love to see Musk crumble by having to talk with someone who would do anything but spin around on his dick