Remember: Just tell tar to Xtract Z File.
Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶
I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!
Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.
Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?
Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.
Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.
Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!
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You know i think i understand companies sometimes but then i keep being baffeld at how evil a company can be.
Apple for example had me surprised with the reaction to the DMA and i previously thought that they couldn‘t possibly suck harder wirh alö their anti-repair stuff.
I still have a bone to pick with Tim Cook himself for rendering my well working Mac Mini 2012 unusable for my app development job by simply not updating Xcode and introducing a breaking change that prevented me from adding support for new iOS versions to old Xcode.
Don‘t you just hate it when
When capitalism
I wonder why ad tech can‘t be „Let‘s show ads that correspond to what‘s being talked about on that website.“ Kinda like what Google suggested with Topics but without following me through the internet.
It’s fine. Transitioning to Couchbase was fine. Was a bit weird getting used to NoSQL… Oh you mean my hormone therapy!
Oh, would you look at the time! It’s the year of the fediverse!
The Satanic Temple be like: “It’s free real estate”
I had such an apologetic coming up to me. When i told them my name was “‘Julia’); DROP TABLE neighborhoods;” they were immediately irate!
Nah, they prefer prescriptivism. Actually, Terf Island still makes sense from that lens.
I’m not sure, but there’s a descriptivism/prescriptivism joke in there somewhere.
Bee trans Arthur pulls that hairstyle off much better
You had my interest but now you have my full attention.
Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?
SimCity 4 taught me: NO, JUST ONE MORE LANE WILL NOT SOLVE CRAPPY CITY PLANNING! And it teaches me the value of a good headphone or speaker setup every time i hear that certified banger of a soundtrack!
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