It’s always the people you most expect.

Whatever helps you sleep.

Fiddlesticks…

I’ve worked apartment maintenance and the amount of people who were intimately watching the war room while I worked in their apartments proves this assertion woefully wrong. You’ve got neighbors and acquaintances that are balls deep into that shit.

The difference between a cult and a religion: In a cult everyone truly believes in what they are being told and the person at the top knows it’s all bullshit, when that person dies it’s a religion.

God damned leftist groomers at it again. Won’t anyone think of the children’s genitals?!

Not a vegan, but plant proteins are highly abundant in anything like lentils, beans, rice, nuts, the thing is they aren’t complete proteins, for the most part, so you need to make sure whatever your eating is paired with a complementary amino acid profile. Generally if you’re eating beans or legumes then pair them with a grain or rice. Seitan is a great source of protein if you pair it with the right things because the only amino acid it’s not providing is lysine.

He played harmonica, a paltry instrument when compared to the majesty of the kazoo. Good episode, though.

Wait, for Club Penguin or GhostX? cause I’d kill my grandma to be able to play GhostX again, but I haven’t heard anyone being able to get the files to make it happen.

It’s really just something that would come with the territory, like the character of Kilgrave.

You’re only able to utilize the Club Penguin files after you’ve setup a server to revive GhostX.

You are still vulnerable to friction.

You walked in on your mom getting railed by the mailman while your dad was masturbating in his cuck chair, the lighting was immaculate.

You’re now a city pigeon.

The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.

You have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.

Always. You can never not be reading the minds of everyone around you.

You experience no such thing as want or discomfort, you dehydrate and die within a few days.

Even for a post like this that’s just unrealistic.

But, everyone shows up but their fingers are constantly covered in a thick layer of Cheeto dust.

Severe lactose intolerance.