My favorite is the Battle of El Sauce, at which the International Consortium of Spanish-speaking Countries defeated the Yum! Brands Taco Bell Corporate Mercenaries to save the word “salsa” from extinction

Boom, roasted

It’s also 8 hrs/day she doesn’t have random sweaty fat guys dumping loads in her. Anyone who doesn’t take that deal is either Ayn Rand level deranged or has beaten life and found their true passion

Great, you went to college, not medical school. If someone graduated with a bachelor’s degree in anatomy and physiology, they took more medical related classes than you, but still no one would say they went to “medical school.” It’s deliberately misleading and insulting to the people who actually spend over a decade becoming fully-licensed physicians. Not that dissimilar to stolen valor, frankly. Phlebotomists, nurses, etc all take medical classes and actually go on to treat patients medically, but still no one would say they went to medical school. You do a difficult and important job and you have every right to be proud of it, but you have nowhere near the level of medical knowledge or training of someone who went to medical school.

Mortuary school is an associate or bachelor level degree. Morticians do not go to medical school

Does slack count?

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Had never heard of this meme, assumed it was a different humorous Throckmorton reference - which is essentially a medical dick joke that grew into a meme including multiple published meme studies in medical journals

It’s a Simpsons reference (as is the title of the post)

I grew up in a Jewish community, this is typical lovingly-razzing banter

Bears again, so hot right now

*Ligma azalty balls

I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

…if they’re above average, I think they’ll figure out the explicitly defined variable. I think the instructor is trying to make sure this problem doesn’t require a calculator and figured defining pi as 5 makes it clear that you can treat it as a whole number. 3 would be more accurate and just as easy, but meh idk that this is that great of a blunder.

Ah yes of course, how could one possibly assume unkindness of someone just because they’re a Nazi. It’s just short for two common words, surely we can’t assume genocidal intent or otherwise fairly criticize anyone for something so trivial

If your aunt’s abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom’s boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad’s shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit

*WehadababyEETZaboy

Because the Amish disdain for technology is relative. Since smartphones came along, payphones seem quaint in comparison, opening them up for their technological “Amish phase.” Much like how Amish have no issues using bicycles or buggies since the car came along. Give it a few years and before long you’ll see Amish with CRT TVs scrambling for VCRs and NES copies of Super Mario

Transition metals don’t exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

I can see it on Connect