Agree to disagree.

Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.

Found the American.

True.

If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn’t have any of these problems anymore.

for asking how I know if I’m a lesbian or not and they called it a dumb question

1: Are you a girl?

2: Do you get horny for girls?

If the answer to both of those questions is yes, then congrats: you’re a lesbian. (Or maybe bi or pan or whatever.)

Hm… That might actually work, as long as I tell him that underage girls will be there.

Tired of a person? Drown them.

But that one guy we’re all tired of keeps declining my invitations to go boating or swimming with him. What do?

They did it for exactly 4 hours and 12 minutes each of the 3 times you went there?

Or is 4 hours and 12 minutes the cumulative time added up over all 3 sessions?

Ah, I see you speak from experience.

From an officer who (unsurprisingly) is too stupid to use a burner phone for his hoax calls.

A 30-year old woman hanging out with people who are 20-29?

That’s extremely predatory, especially with the 29 year olds. A 29 year old is basically just a child, and at the age of 30, she should be well aware of that, despite the coma. It’s creepy and gross for a 30 year old to hang out with a 29 year old. In fact, once you turn 30, you should probably never speak to or look at anyone even slightly younger than yourself, just to be safe. Be sure to say goodbye to any younger siblings before your 30th birthday – you won’t be seeing them for a while. Personally, a 30 year old tried to hang out with me once while I was 29, and it was absolutely devastating. I’m still in therapy because of that, even a decade afterwards. My therapist says I’m making great progress! However, she’s 33 and I’m 39, and my birthday is just about a week from now, so obviously I won’t be able to go back to therapy for the next 7 years or so.

Which CIA ops have anarchists asked you to believe in?

So … when can we expect the announcement of his cabinet position?

1000/44.94
= 22.25189141076991544281

22*44.94
= 988.68

100000/44.94
= 2225.18914107699154428126

2225*44.94
= 99991.5

16*3.33
= 53.28

39-11
= 28

There. I don’t think I have anything to be particularly embarrassed about. Well, except maybe that last one.

Honestly, I still use Google Docs, just because it’s incredibly useful for collaborating with normies without needing to get them to sing up for new shit. And because certain parts of my routine workflow are pretty dependent on it.

But Google Search? I haven’t used Google to search for anything for … well, for years now. Duck Duck Go works fine. It also tried to have AI bullshit, but at least it lets you turn the AI bullshit off easily and permanently.

Google doesn’t give me that AI crap anymore because I don’t use Google anymore.

I shouldn’t need a high end device to browse a web page.

Some pages, maybe, I could understand. Perhaps an online game or something like google docs.

But you should NOT need a high-end device to browse a web page of a fucking forum. (Guys, the modern internet was a mistake, let’s go back to phpbb.)

Modern problems require modern solutions.

The Epstein files law requires they release the names.

Yep. This is the new left hand of the regime telling Congress, “Fuck you, we’re not going to obey your law.”

Prosecution can be left to the states.

Not so much…

The law requiring release of the Epstein documents is a federal law, so the federal justice system has jurisdiction.

And each state only has jurisdiction over acts that took place within that state.

Forgot one ugly bastard of a giant lumbering in the background: oil subsidies.

While it’s fun to think otherwise, catnip doesn’t actually get cats ‘high’, and it certainly doesn’t make them hallucinate.

It’s just that one of the chemicals the plant produces is very similar to a pheromone that cats produce (and sense), causing certain social instincts to get triggered.