God I’m always accidentally causing warcrimes my bad

Don’t worry guys I’m sure with one more shipment of weapons they’ll feel secure enough to stop doing all this horrible stuff

At least its a slight movement in the right direction, but until the flow is cut off entirely we need to hold his feet to the fire.

Someone said “are you thinking of wrapping this up soon?” While handing over more ordinance

“Who the hell is putting my quotes on the internet” - Vladimir Lenin

Ah yeah, kind of a dick move to make fun of someone’s appearance though.

They must have been in hamas

Their solution will be to ban the competition, not offer something better

What are the HIPAA implications of that?

sad yarr

We need one person to be cannibal Jesus and take all the cannibalism on themselves for the good of the rest of us.

Hey hon, y’all want a grump, slump or sonker? - diner waitress that had a stroke

Happy. Birthday.

Being shitty to people is bad for them, more at 11

Maybe instead of spending more on lawyers, just consolidate the streaming services again so they’re more attractive than piracy?

At that point why even pretend you have a ratio, just admit you’re willing to kill everyone to get to the one you want. They’re starving all of Gaza anyway, why not just make it official

can you imagine finding the original nuclear semiotics sites and just treating them like we treated the Egyptian tombs lol

Imagine how deranged someone would sound calming saying “I’m very whelmed by this”

thats not jupiter it’s Jruleipiter jeez read the post

Doesn’t that kind of erode their entire premise as a company?