I prefer reading an erotic book. And well…you know where the other hand goes that isn’t holding the book.

Gaming at home

Exactly, literal seconds of effort :(

Lemmy.world

Now that 64GB is the standard

I’d have to figure out how

It looks like it’s raised up off the desk by the circular portion in the center. Still annoying to press but a finger probably fits under there.

Like Trump

We’re fucked and will probably all starve to death. At least vote for Kamala so we don’t devolve into fascism this fast.

Can’t they just triangulate you from cell towers?

Take the battery out I guess?

You won’t be able to hear them! Problem solved.

Don ‘grab em by the pussy’ dementia trump?

He’ll probably starve to death too at the rate we’re going.

What if you just…wore headphones? Will security escort you put with a baton?

My listed job duties are infinitely vague and I’m responsible for everything.

Why no headphones? Is management a bunch of Nazis?

Why does anybody wait for the final day?

He left his dog to freeze and die while he went to Cancun during a power outage. HE TRIED TO KILL HIS DOG

HE TRIED TO KILL HIS DOG

HE TRIED TO KILL HIS DOG

FFFFFUUUUUUUU

It was like 40 minutes of trump wiggling around to shitty music after saying he doesn’t want any more questions.

Cold hard floors?

I love them for in the garden and shop. They’re hideous, but I don’t have to bother with socks or taking the miniscule amount of effort it requires to put on shoes.