Well IDK if it was you that downvoted me but thanks for basically confirming what I said. The Book of Mormon is their one true gospel, the bible being supplimental material.

For a brief moment I misread the title and was wondering why anything the CEO of AOL had to say was relevant in 20-fucking-26.

A 2004 350Z is more fun for the money anyway. Plus having a manual transmission pretty much makes it theft-proof (in the US). Never had an issue with parts getting stolen, either.

That’s cause there not. They’re Mormons. They believe in Christian fan fiction, not actual Christianity. Pretty sure they don’t even teach the bible, as least not as much as the BoM.

Broken Clocks. All religions are fake anyway.

You don’t have to be a nerd to run an APK file.Even my Baby Boomer mother can do it.

California City? The failed city with a few thousand residents max and thousands more roads that lead to non-existent suburbs? That California City?

Cause I’m afraid that they’ll get an infection from rubbing their junk on the same stick the poop in. If they made sex toys for cockatiels I’d buy them

For me it’s not the brightness, but the color temperature of the light that gets me. Why do we strictly regulate the color of turn signals and brake lights, but not headlights? Warm white should be mandated.

Damn, only eight weeks? I see that the job market is recovering. When I lost my job in November 2024, it took until May 2025 to find employment again!

Bro try harder. You’re not even remotely funny.

Better Call Saul, but I can’t really pinpoint a specific episode. The show starts of so slow and boring but it keeps building and building and before you realize it, you’re hooked. I didn’t survive the first season the first time around, but I’m glad I gave it a second chance just in time for the final* season to unfold in real-time.

Rally car racing. (or any motorsport that isn’t F1 or boats/planes, really) But I’m too broke for that.

No but that vehicle is long gone so unfortunately I can’t test it. Long story short I got tired of driving a giant gas guzzliing truck (Chevy Colorado) and traded it in for a 350Z Roadster (also in manual, of course). I figured if I’m going to get shit fuel economy, it might as well be in a vehicle that’s actually fun to drive.

Depends. I once drove a 2007 Chevy that absolutely refused to be push-started. I think it was an anti-theft feature.

DuckDuckGo literally uses Bing for search results.

El Niño’s still around? I haven’t heard that name since I was a kid in the 90s! When’s it going to mature into El Adulto already? Like seriously, grow up and get a job already!

Welp, guess it’s back to playing Brazilian ports of PS titles again, cause I’m not spending $400 on a 6-year-old console. It should be less than $150 used by now.

Why should I have to die in a plane crash because some idiot vibe coder’s laptop overheated and caught fire during the flight? So yes, it is a bad thing.

Vote against AIPAC, no matter who they back.

Since when are minors not allowed to used tanning beds? My dad was obsessed with them so he made me use one a couple of times when I was a teenager. Needless to say, he got skin cancer. Dude was just sitting in the sun to help his depression but wouldn’t admit it cause he’s a stubborn boomer who doesn’t believe in mental health treatment. He probably just needed vitamin D suppliments.