Look at a xenomorph in profile and it is very clearly a penis

…movies?

Their head is a penis. I guess that’s why

He probably bought it

That last sentence 😬

Not a hotdog

These are obviously chameleons, and interestingly despite an extremely common misconception chameleons don’t change colors to blend in with their surroundings… Chameleons change to much more vibrant colors to attract a mate, to adapt to ambient temperature, and in response to their mood

*cocksona

That’s one of my favorite episodes!

And one hole to rule them all.

Someone tell me what is the Lemmy and or Linux of porn sites

There’s 72 but I’m really only interested in summoning the hot ones, which are like, maybe two of them

That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption

Who said you can’t have sex with it?

Dead :)

Don’t forget boobies and cocks

He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off

What’s the name for that sensation that’s somewhere between a taste and a smell but it’s mainly at the back of my mouth near the throat and good food can have it in bad ways for some reason

Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth

I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions about “Bubba” being Clinton and not just the name of Mark’s dog