Got exactly what they voted for.

Because time travellers keep appearing with guns?

That will all just be ruled coincidence and unrelated.

Of course his idiot dumbshit supporters all assume they won’t be the ones suffering, it’ll just be everyone else, and that makes it okay to them.

He’s probably losing sleep over the fact that if he loses the election his best chance for staying out of prison is fleeing to Russia.

When there’s snow on the ground, drive like you have an open cup of coffee in your lap. Turn, brake, or accelerate too hard and you spill steaming hot coffee on your bits. Winter tires will help a lot, but drive like you don’t have them.

It’ll still NEED a power cable, it just won’t COME with one.

And the fact that Google didn’t pay them more money than exists in the world will be why Russia blocks Google’s operations in the country and seizes every bit of property they can get their hands on that they say was even vaguely related to Google’s operations. They didn’t even bother with a realistic number, because in the end they don’t really care who does or doesn’t believe them.

It’s always “just a joke” when people get offended.

Coward.

Don’t give them ideas, Republican states would probably love to force Narcan into locked, paperwork controlled boxes.

Trump’s entire political career has been absolutely riddled with what should have been career-ending PR disasters. Nobody can seriously believe that this one, or the last one, or the next one, will somehow be the one to do him in.

‘I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone,’ the comedian said

This is no different than “I have a black friend, I can’t be racist.” Absolute clown.

Alaska has Ranked Choice voting.

How about making a phone that’s a whole millimeter thicker just to make the glass thick and strong enough that it won’t break if you drop it?

Great idea! Unless of course the replacement of parts and broken phones is a core part of the business model.

The existence of other candidates is not the same thing as any of them having the slimmest chance in hell of winning, and the way our cursed voting system works, they’re going to end up drawing votes away from the “major” candidate that most closely aligns with them. As a result, the “major” candidate they most oppose has one less vote they need to overcome. That means that until and unless a 3rd party candidate manages to completely overshadow one of the major political parties, which is effectively never going to happen, a 3rd party vote is just one more vote your most opposed candidate doesn’t need to beat.

And no, 3rd parties are not going to overshadow the major parties. It’s just not going to happen. Look at the absolute dogshit circus that is Trump, look at how many lifelong Republicans have vowed to never vote for him, how he’s absolutely obliterated any little shred of legitimacy the GOP had as a governing party. Now recognize that with that utterly weakened, vulnerable position, that best chance ever, no 3rd party has managed to even come close to unseating them as one of the inevitable 2 contenders. If it hasn’t happened now, it won’t happen ever, not with FPTP voting.

Fascism thrives on establishing an “In” group that has all the power and all the rights, and an “Out” group that gets nothing but suffering and is scapegoated for everything. You can guess which group that half thinks they’ll be a part of.

Oh my, if only literally everyone could see this coming.

This shit right here is why ancient Vampire Investment Bankers are so insufferable.

It won’t change anything. Nobody who still intends to vote for him is going to suddenly change their mind because he’s lost his. People aren’t voting for him because of his policies, they’re voting for him because of either their impression of his personality, or because he’s not a Democrat. There just aren’t going to be people who see THIS mental decline as the deciding factor while all the rest of the evidence that the pants-shitting dementia-patient wasn’t fit to manage his own medication, much less the country, just wasn’t quite enough.