“upgrading”

Thanks for this! I didn’t know about a new video. I had this album on cassette when I was a kid

Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

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It’s a piano song for piano players

If this isn’t theft, then the inverse isn’t either. Raise your flags, it’s time once again to sail the high seas

I think he was already fucked. His only option was to keep going in hopes a section lay ahead big enough for him to turn around and start crawling out

🍆💦

This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house

Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the beauty

I just double tap the back of my Pixel to turn the flashlight on/off

I’m trying to make the switch to Firefox, but I’m running into some issues. The main one being, I travel internationally a lot for work and rely heavily on chrome automatically translating every web page I visit. Is there a way to have this on both my desktop and mobile (android)? When I look at the available extensions there are like 15 available… Thankfully one of them is uBlock Origin

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SUVs are just minivans with a small lift and a bit more thought put into body style

I think I found it here. It’s called Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Ah, now I get it

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Pareidolia: the tendency to interpret a vague stimulus as something known to the observer, such as interpreting marks on Mars as canals, seeing shapes in clouds, or hearing hidden messages in reversed music.

Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it