Hell yeah, this might be the timeline where Best Korea fools everyone and takes over both Russia and Ukraine moves all their people there, and opens a chain of kimchi-focused fast-casual restaurant/DahnMuDo centers called Kim’s Ki Brain and Body Center.
My idea was the body dies and the brain parasite retires to Florida lol.
They never do
Fuck the polls, go and vote. Today is the last day in Texas to vote early. On the 5th if you haven’t voted yet get up off your ass and go wait in line and vote. Vote for Harris, Vote for Trump, write in my name, I don’t give a fuck, just go and vote.
I bet he tried to fuck one of those dogs and this is his excuse. “Oh no honey I didn’t try to fuck the dog again…it was…democr…no wait…demons…yeah it was a demon gang bang and I beat them off.”
Wouldn’t it be swell if this was the timeline where super-sentient brain parasites took over RFK and he then infected the entire Trump Campaign who in turn infected the Republican and Democrat Parties ultimately leading to the earth being run by mid-level brain parasite bureaucrats who just keep going like nothing has changed running for reelection in their host body until eventually it reaches retirement age moves to Florida?
He isn’t? Could have fooled me.
How did he get a job opening for Trump? I thought they hated the gays.
Water is wet, UN Official Warns.
I am all for giving everyone a gun, guns all around!
Give a man a gun and he is gun for the gun, teach a man to gun and he can gun for the gun of his gun.
The only real solution to this is to arm the Election Officials with M4 rifles and train them to water the Tree of Liberty with the blood of every mother’s son of these shitsniffers. Give them all “Come and Take Them” flags to fly and little bunkers. They can say things like “You and what army?” Or “The day you murder my children is the day Abraham Lincoln comes back to life and takes a shit in my kitchen.” Train the kids on the Glock 19 platform and hand-to-hand combat. Let’s get proactive here and safeguard the future of our democracy.
Stop teasing me Daddy Jong-un, get your dick out and let’s fuck already.
Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.
Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.
I am high as fuck and I don’t believe him.
Speaking of not believing, I can’t believe how awesome French bread pizza is.
You guys are just 2047 dead American protesters away from getting a strongly worded letter, so you better stop it…or else…oh, by the way, since you used bullets to kill that American, we will send you some more. Wouldn’t want you guys running out.
They took his retirement plan when they scooped up all those classified docs lol.
I mean, who hasn’t trapped a woman in a dressing room and forcibly finger fucked her against her objections? Life is boring. Who hasn’t paid to fuck a porn actress while his wife was pregnant and then used campaign funds paid through a lawyer to keep her quiet? What’s the big deal?
As a Texan I can say this, Ken Paxton is a cunt eyed coward.