On Reddit this post would have a depressing -7

On Lemmy I know that 8 people still remember Shoes 😆

P.S: Your shoes rule

Even insinuating that the law should apply to rich fascists is illegal now. All hail the mobster crime lords, may they live to lie, cheat and steal for all ethernity. Blessings.

Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes

Make Microsoft and Google cry by using Linux and a different web browser

Awesome!

Hey, user whose comment is below mine! Your cooking skills are below average and you run funny!

I guess there’s a pretty short lifespan on these links haha

Well, here it is https://youtu.be/Gu_hxO9iDi8

There’s entire groups on Lemmy where you get banned if you support either US party

Congratulations! You’ve won an iPhone! Click our secure link to claim your prize! We promise this is not a Rip Off!

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EDIT: Please do click the link so my joke can land

EDIT 2: Sorry I’m too much of a wimp to even happy-prank people

Pepper spray? Out

Laptop so big you can bludgeon an assailant to death? In

Involuntary committment to psych ward, you say?

My odds have just increased significantly

BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: A BAR, BUT YOU CAN HEAR THE PEOPLE YOU’RE WITH

Agentic, the new fragrance by Fuocke Ayai

I know, right? Might as well not wear one

I’ve never seen anything make more people act stupid faster. It’s like they’re in some sort of frenzy. It’s like a cult.

Three years ago and everyone talks about it like life has never and will never exist without it and if you don’t use it you’re useless to society

So stupid I don’t have a nice, non-rage-inducing way to describe it. People are simply idiots and will fall for any sort of marketing scam

“AI: not even once”

My laptop is 9 years old this summer and it’s an absolute beast. It never gives me any trouble

I have another that’s 7 years old and was crappy from day one

sigh I’ll get my boycotting tools.

My cat the last few days…

He’s a tough negotiator too. He spends a solid half hour demanding garbage before he gives up and eats his food

Joke’s on you. I can do both those accents.

I’ve used this one quite a bit: https://musictheory.pugetsound.edu/

Don’t worry about it. Honestly. Just post a song and tell us what you like about it. That’s good enough. Maybe later you can keep us updated on your guitar progress!

(Hmmm… I always suspected the “In-depth” in the group’s name was maybe a little intimidating haha)