Don’t be rough on him, he’s not all there anymore

Where is the Israel going to exist… Like which borders tho?

I know the answer to this one: you give them someone else’s land, push the people that were living there away and then you start bombing them. Then act like you’re the victim.

These dudes are so old they’re a few years too old to be classified as boomers

1 year older

Here’s him in the 80s

The man was born old.

Holmes does not, in fact, have his shit together

Like zoinks Boone, those Great Khan were unarmed children and elderly

Alternate title: Car companies about to hit the “find out” part.

Ted was bad at it though. Did he even kill a single billionaire?

Send them butthole pics in the mail

Let him cook, it’ll get there eventually

I want to hear the opinion of the octopus that predicted the world cup results first

And by kill we mean bring it to its obvious conclusion

If you were a consciousness beyond time and space you’d probably pull that eventually, don’t lie

Literally every enby I know is some sort of programmer.

So that’s accurate.

Didn’t have a teleprompter on stage

Go take their place then.

You think that if I were too old for this job I would have been able to beat healthcare?

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

Tibetan monks literally had child sex slaves. Those dudes have a better PR department than the Catholic church