SoyViking [he/him]

Seagulls. These fuckers shit on everything, they scatter your garbage all over the place and they’re noisy.

And these tiny black insects that are small enough to get into picture frames and computer screens. Fuck then.

And that Brazilian penis fish that swims into your urethra. That im thing is just the stuff of nightmares.

You can pick a fight with a wasp and win it. But mosquitoes sneak up on you and once you notice the little bastards it’s already too late.

Southern Jutland for the redneck backwardness and incest/zoophilia, the island of Lolland for the rural poverty and hopelessness.

Brussel sprouts. Lots of people hate them because they got them overcooked as children but they are so pretty and so delicious if prepared properly.

Killing children is bad indeed which is why the occupation must end. All violence in Palestine comes from there. If you don't want the violence of decolonisation, don't commit the atrocities of colonisation.

He'll bear witness to the suffering of Palestine while voting to give the zionist entity more cluster munitions.

Palestinian resistance: "absolutely condemn", "horrifying attack", "no justification", "it must end now"

Zionists doing Nazi shit in Gaza: "a war crime"

Fuck off you old piece of shit

What kind of parents choose to bring their children to live on stolen land in a war zone?

Is that before or after they throw them out of the incubators?

Corporate Memphis, those shitty minimalist cartoons they put on apps for adults in a stillborn attempt to make banking or meetings look engaging. I don't want to be infantilised by cartoons, certainly not by butt-ugly ones.

They outrage is such a great example of western exceptionalism. The existence of western consumer businesses in the countries of the non-Aryan jungle is supposed to be an immense benefit to these places and their departure must necessarily be disastrous for them. Nowhere is the idea entertained that Russians are perfectly capable of creating their own shitty burger restaurants to replace those if the west.

It is about economics. If Burger King leaves Russia, they're still leaving the restaurants, distribution networks and the employees behind. They're not going to sit idle just because the brand left, rather they're going to keep going under a new name, just like how McDonald's did.

What effect does that have on the Russian war effort? None.

In Denmark you pay DKK 101 (USD 14,20) for a big mac meal with fries and a soft drink. It tastes a lot cheaper than that though.

In Denmark the closest we come to the “marrying cousins” stereotype would be southern Jutland although that trope can be used about all rural areas.

As for being backwards and reactionary, rural Jutland is the place to go.

As for rural poverty and hopelessness an area stretching from northern, western and southern Jutland, over southern Funen to the islands of Lolland and Falster is known as “the rotten banana”. Rural poverty is worst on the northern Jutland island of Mors and the island of Lolland.

to the trans communist who is destroying both Twitter and the emerald boy.

Hitler was a billionaire and in the end he did kill Hitler.

Racism against children must be one of these “western values” I’ve been hearing so much about.

Fascist terrorists are rounding up “undesirables” and your immediate reaction is to get mad at the victims for not doing the proper paperwork?

Self-defence doesn’t count as murder.

Russia has been trying to eradicate the Ukrainian language since Catherine the Great

Even if that was true and not some harebrained ahistorical overgeneralisation what does that have to do with how the Ukrainian state treats it’s Russian-speaking population? We are talking about an Ukrainian law, imposed by the Ukrainian state on Ukrainian citizens living on Ukrainian-controlled territory. How is trying to eradicate the Russian language in Ukraine preventing the alleged Russian policy of eradicating the Ukrainian language in Russia? How does one wrong justify another?

Ukrainian has been an official minority language of the Russian Federation since the breakup of the USSR and schools in Russia’s new territories are teaching an Ukrainian-language curriculum to students whose families so desires. There’s probably plenty of bad things to say about the Russian education system but giving a language you are hellbent on eradicating official status and teaching it at schools seems like an odd thing to do.