Two or more Great Powers on each side

It’s great, like an ice-cold firehose blasting my butt till it’s clean, then just hop in the shower and do final rinses

Don’t hold in your shits

Also buy a bidet

I generally nut ropes, but mad props to a man who can nut logs

There’s nothing wrong with prostitution. At least when her boss dies she gets a payout.

When my boss dies, I’ll still be expected to drive across four cities to do a job that I could do 100% remote during the pandemic

I’m waiting for one with a fun name like Switchsticle

How did you even fit into that USB port???

Good book, Snow Crash

I hope they give them progressively more retarded names to try to trick people into thinking there’s one more Xbox console than Playstation

You could say that it splintered??

Maybe the VC’s are dying soon and they wanted to do something useful with their exorbitant wealth before they die

I’ve heard that if we vote, all these problems will go away. But every time I vote, there’s never an option on the ballets for “Guillotines”

Perhaps it’s not a lot of skill needed, but a particular set of skills

I still remember it to this day

I thought those were called ErectVotes

That’s fucked up. Why this legal?

There’s a statue with four tits in the first game.

G g g g godlike!!!

I’d always thought there was a better use for the name Banggood than an electronic component store

What is surveillance pricing? Are they like using cookies to subtley raise the price on thing you’re searching for?