Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
St3alth
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St3alth@lemmy.mlto
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands)English
3·17 days agoLmfao you have 3 types of unleaded, the uk has normal and premium that’s pretty much it. Then diesel I think has normal and premium
How is peertube doing so far? Has it improved much?
*edited spelling
St3alth@lemmy.mlto
Technology@lemmy.world•UK House of Lords Votes to Extend Age Verification to VPNsEnglish
2·20 days agoLmao for some reason I had a good laugh out of that even if it wasn’t meant to be funny
St3alth@lemmy.mlto
Technology@lemmy.world•UK House of Lords Votes to Extend Age Verification to VPNsEnglish
5·20 days agoNgl I thought it went from the House of Commons to the House of Lords
Then he’ll win the worlds strongest man competition
St3alth@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Remember all those time they told you something and you said "Oh that will never happen"? Well remember thisEnglish
2·1 month agoSo what if we had to watch an Ad to answer the phone to a person trying to sell us something? Wouldn’t that be the point we’re you’d throw your phone away
St3alth@lemmy.mlto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Follow this advice for a happier 2026English
2·1 month agoInteresting how often do you go through this process?
St3alth@lemmy.mlOPto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
2·1 month agoThat’s interesting response thank you, definitely food for thought
St3alth@lemmy.mlOPto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
2·1 month agoThat’s assuming I’ve traveled back in time
St3alth@lemmy.mlOPto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
1·1 month agoYeah I didn’t factor in multiple timelines lol
St3alth@lemmy.mlOPto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
2·1 month agoI believe I’m just assuming a linear timeline in this scenario, visiting a different dimension is definitely a possibility instead of going back on one timeline
St3alth@lemmy.mlOPto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
1·1 month agoVery interesting answer, I didn’t think of that
St3alth@lemmy.mlOPto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
5·1 month agoBut then what would happen if I choose not to travel back in time even though I’ve already seen myself do it??
St3alth@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•Finnish authorities seize vessel following sea cable disruptionEnglish
3·2 months agoAhhh that says it all, interesting must be part of their shadow fleet
St3alth@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•Finnish authorities seize vessel following sea cable disruptionEnglish
15·2 months agoBy any chance could this be russia?
Song by Dutch disorder, if you look up the lyrics in English the song pretty much says the same thing lol
Banging song (literally)






What if I work on a train?