Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would’ve made his intentions more clear to her.

Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.

cUwUrker

Right? Like at lease pick up some hobbies or something. I can’t imagine having all that free time and just sitting there letting my brain and body fester.

wastes his time watching movies all day.

Really?? Smh

20 years of sounding, never had a UTI.

I don’t remember what my first reaction was. I think I was around 7 or 8 and bored… now I have a life-long kink of stuffing rods in my penis… 🤷🏼‍♂️

Or you can just BE the weird horny furry. Everyone else will feel so normal and tame compared to the degen shit you beat your meat too!

Yikes. Elon’s propoganda site has done irreparable damage to the earth by helping Trump win. Elon does not give a shit about the environment, the electric cars are just for money.

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

I understand this feeling, but I don’t feel it myself. Trump dropping dead would be great. I’d rather him be in federal prison for life too, but only because I think that would be a worse punishment for him than death.

Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

Ukulele

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Carmeldansen in its original form is legitimately a good song and I actually love the whole album its from.

You wont see it, you’ll die first because they’re rich enough to prolong their demise.

Tickle them 😈

Its not boring, and if you’re not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!

I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.

Ngl, I learned what the DnD monster Beholder was before I learned what it ment to behold. I was confused by that statement well into adulthood until I finally realized that a beholder is just someone who is beholding something.