Dick Cheney is alive and well. Just biding his time …

Nobody understands Finnegan’s Wake.

This is an adhesion contract (no counteroffer or ability to negotiate terms, and it was made unilaterally) and probably will not stand up to a challenge in court. Of course, someone would actually have to sue / afford to sue. https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/adhesion_contract_(contract_of_adhesion)

Fnord

One solution is to support government regulation of these industries. Deregulation is the cause of much of this crap.