Better buy stock in blue fruit rollups

Busch light, if you’re into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.

Busch light is the go-to beer for mouth breathers who boycotted Bud Light when they acknowledged a trans person exists.

slap a coat of paint on a problem instead of fixing the rot underneath.

I think you just described why he wears orange makeup everyday

Anything they want.

Much like the boss who takes credit for a successful project but blames the fuck out of everyone else if it’s not successful

Tell that to every dipshit in the US South…light kit, brush guard, spray in liner, knotted tires, extra fancy box in the back, and a pristine winch. The dirtiest it’s ever gotten is when it rains

“I’m less distracted with my Apple watch”

Says the ex who puts her full attention to it to write out a text response while slowly drifting into the next lane

Even the left made frogs PoLiTiCaL

Owning a gun makes you 12-times more likely to die from a gunshot.

Yep, and having a pool in your backyard makes you 12-times more likely to die from drowning.

I used to get a lot of the same AI panic-buy these items now for the coming economic collapse vids. 47 different channels saying “when the shelves are empty these are the 9 items nobody thinks to get” and it’s the same AI images of some dipshit in fatigues

• The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie

• Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass

• Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo

What’s with all the hoopla about Google nuking devices with GrapheneOS lately?

And when someone does fight back they go crying to some form of authority

The illegal war that’s was already lost, followed by a shitty deal the orange fascist dog already signed, then kiiinda immediately violated the ceasefire?

And worse, even maga knows it, and they try to cover it with bullying, threats, and intimidation, which have long stopped working on anyone but their own loser following.

That’s why do many of them have to wear ** Alpha* shirts. If you have to tell people you’re an alpha, you absolutely are not.

That’s why the orange turd almost shit his pants when Harris walked on stage for the debate she absolutely bitch slapped him in.

Maybe bud light before they acknowledged a trans person existed. Now these cousin-fuckers exclusively drink Busch Light

Yeah let’s go for a semi-relaxing float down the river…oh look 2 dipshit trashy rednecks blasting their shitty country/hip-hop playlist over a cheap Walmart amp-sized speaker with the sound quality of a flip phone.

I swear the next time I go on one of those I need an air pistol that only shoots small darts. Fire one at the float carrying that speaker and just float on happy.

African immigrant who abandoned his child

And threatening to sue when it’s pointed out