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Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
https://www.pornhub.com/users/tessastr
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Lol idk I just grabbed memes from your post history and edited them
I’ve noticed some people seem to not understand the distinction between a shitpost and a shit post
He’s no Roy Donk, but he was a guest on The Colgate Hour
Oddly, I found it far more intuitive and entertaining than gen chem, yet barely got through orgo 1 with a D
True, that’s how blue eyes became a thing in the first place, I imagine lol
Reminds me of a time I was sitting outside enjoying my high, staring out into the night. Suddenly, a smile appeared directly in my gaze, floating in the darkness- I squinted and noticed the smile belonged to a black man looking back at me, who said “couldn’t see me til I smiled, huh?”
I had a 20 questions app I on my iPod touch like 15yrs ago that guessed it correctly every time
Edit: I just tried it with GPT4 (via perplexity) and it managed to guess carrot on question #10, but it took 22 questions to get human
Perplexity:
MOENY
I’m noticing diminishing returns lol
I settled for nonbinary actually lol
/#3
When I was about 7/8yrs old, I ended up in an elevator alone with an elderly couple who proceeded to debate with one another whether I was a boy or a girl, while making direct eye contact with me.
The woman argued I must be a girl because of my pretty hair and face, while her husband was sure I must be a boy, given my… outfit and eyebrows? They never bothered to asked me, and I exited the elevator without saying a word to them
I got fucking whiplash from this lmao
Awe, that’s cute! For her to smile and wave back though you must be fairly attractive yourself, even if she didn’t do so unprompted!
My primary hypothesis is the woman somehow thought I flipped her off. Imagining a stranger smiling at me and showing me their middle finger, I might have a similar reaction lol
I’m just sitting here refreshing this thread waiting for more stories, so I’m gonna share another one.
I was talking to a black man with the most gorgeous blue eyes. I complimented him on his eyes, and he asked, genuinely, “you know how I got blue eyes?”, and there’s really only 3 options- 2 mixed parents, or 1 white and 1 mixed, so I took a stab at it and said “you got a white dad?” This man’s eyes went WIDE like I was a damn witch. He got real serious and asked “how’d you know that??” I told him I just guessed, but it was clear he didn’t believe me as he scratched his chin and put some distance between us
This is a great question!
When I was like 17, I was driving (the speed limit, no music playing) through my friend’s neighborhood when I passed a woman out grabbing her mail. I gave a little wave and smiled, and she looked at me like I had just punted a fucking infant.
I felt so offended, and I’ve never forgotten that look on her face- I would love to know what her perspective on this is/was.
Yeah, I could get on board with that
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE LOST BROTHER! BUT THAT’S OKAY, SOMETIMES LEMMY GETS A LITTLE FUNNY, AND ALL WE CAN DO IS KEEP CRANKIN OUR HOGS!!
I can’t find an app by this name. What repository is it in?