It’s an NFA Heron, they’re very sought-after

Ñope

Two couches at the same time?

Our lawn!

Celestial Seasoning Bengal Spice

You’re probably better off with some combination of gold, bitcoin, and low-tech durable goods than cash.

So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill

TFW you’re 13 and your dreams are coming true

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

Lemmy, and a few people on Substack

Candy is serious business

Online political partisanship

Molasses candy

Maybe we should have given it a less powerful sounding name, or moved away from fossil fuels decades ago idk I’m not a doctor

I’m helping!

Current is a Pixel 6 Pro, it’s faster than the 5a but the 5a had better battery life. Both with Graphene. Best would be either the unbreakable LG P500 or Pixel 6 Pro, worst was definitely the LG G3.

He hasn’t fallen down because he doesn’t realize he’s dead

Oppress mosquitos