Eh, I’d argue the recent Conan episode is pretty insane and hilarious. Much more so than Khaled.
Skating’ snail is my spirit animal.
That’s a real sign at the park. It’s fantastic.
I don’t know why we have to use Twitter as a source. It fucking sucks.
Just a little off the top
I mean, they weren’t truly toilet paper rolls, just similar shape, size, and material. These were waxed on the inside to prevent them from dissolving once you put ice cream in them.
The Apple logo appears to be molded and spreading. Delicious.
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Well if I’m only sharing info with 836 of your partners, that’s fine. Won’t go over 850 though.
I love the people downvoting you. Angry meat eaters? Chinese propagandists? Something else entirely?
I’ve got a heated one with adjustable pressure but even so I agree with you. After too much, the water starts to hurt a bit. I think the important context is that it doesn’t even begin to hurt like wiping your ass for the 7th time that day.
Bidet is life.
$4k for a coffin AND talking headstone? That’s a fucking deal.
Ah my favorite time of year where Texas guilts me for using a service I paid for.
just sent your thermostat to 90, think of your neighbors
Investigating it so he can start selling Texans data as well I assume.
Squinting at phone intensifies
I’m doing my part too!
Honestly, actually quoting his (translated) comments might have been just as powerful.
Just switch to TV ogre. It’s twice as fast as books.