The daycare only has a Facebook. So I have to have one to check for closures.

The way you talk reminds of that guy that kept posting about manifesting wings.

I love my 99 ram and I can’t imagine having a bigger truck for every day use.

Tysm

What is this, twitter. Put it on an image.

Who?

Right. Get kids cause they can dig trenches.

Papa John when asked about using the n word.

Three years old article.

I was in the process, but we tore it up in a fit of passion like George Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty.

My name is Taylor. She was talking to me.

You’ve really got to pay attention to the wording on these binding agreements.

I can’t imagine being the sole focus of my SO’s time and affection. That sounds exhausting. And what about family?

Yes, sir!

I love myself every chance I get. Sometimes twice a day.

Shit post

This is exactly what I used. Worked perfect.

I was with you until you said grocery store beer. No selection at grocery stores in my area unless you want a lager.

You’re right. Get him!

I thought Freddie Mercury was bi.