Why bring a laptop onto a filthy factory floor when the phone in your pocket does the same thing?

“Hey boss we got a problem. Yeah, let me just try to fit your laptop with two cameras I am calling you with in this tight and filthy space in a broken machine to show you. Just one seconzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZZZZZ”

… 2 minutes later a phone call:

“Yeah boss I fried another one of your expensive laptops with two cameras. Yeah coolant and chips dripped on the keyboard again. No I didnt smash it between the spindle and turret this time. It didn’t fall into the chip conveyor brimming with coolant, lube oil, chips, and swarf either. Anyway, your machine’s still fucked up and now your laptop is too. I will hang up my telephone you do not pay for and text you pictures or video now.”

Short of smashing it with the turret I’ve done all this to my phone that has 6 cameras. Shook and wiped the shit right off with a rag. A working machine most of the time looks exactly like a broken machine. If the boss can’t figure out what the problem is without it being a zoom call you’ve got a bigger tool problem outside the machine.

My dad worked for a company that made beef flavors and a reactor blew up and took out a 20-foot cinderblock wall. The reactor in this story is a very large pressure cooker and the cause of the explosion was a clogged pressure valve. The guy in the room was okay all things considered. Safety gear kept him safe. The whole place smelled like exploded meat for a long time.

Anyways glad you’re OK and I hope that soup smelled good enough to paint your walls with.

What is the condition of your sidewalks? My sidewalks are uneven and a neighborhood grandma who I walk with still prefers the street even though my street is not well lit. Uneven sidewalks are a tripping hazard that can be avoided by walking in the street. Her vision isn’t great so a paved stretch of road is just easier to walk with a flashlight.

I picked it up thanks to this post. It’s like Pepsiman met Tony Hawk.

Jennifer B Johnston seems like a real cunt

“And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink”

Come on it’s the 21st century where is your refrigerator electromagnet? Looks like it is very needed.

I have a stick of butter that is sharper than he ever was

I bet they’re scared that the Pope is from Chicago and could run for president.

Bodybuilding forums led to a notorious debate on the number of days in a week. I feel like a reddit format would water down the debate by not presenting replies as they are posted in real time.

I want to GIT GUD but I’m not the kind of person who can dodge and parry while managing a stamina bar. ER and DS games look awesome but I really can’t do much sightseeing in them. I tried Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Elden Ring and in all of them I hit a wall against the first miniboss who I should be learning to parry on. I’ve always leaned toward dodging taking priority before parrying and a stamina bar limits that.

I recently played through Ghost of Tsushima and parried a thousand cuts. The game doesn’t have stamina though. I understand stamina as a game mechanic but find all it adds is tedium. There’s what I believe to be some good games hiding behind a stamina bar. I can enjoy the games until the stamina bar runs out and then I’ll be thinking about enjoying a different game.

they are at the ripping copper out of the walls stage of “draining the swamp”.

Robin Williams mailed the acid bomb?

Expect a circus elect some clowns.

Every day goes by seeing this in the news and I am reminded of child criminal Brendon Chaney.

I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.

Please don’t besmirch Paul Bearer’s name like that. He didn’t see The Undertaker chokeslam Mankind through the roof of the cage into the ring below during Hell in a Cell to be compared to a shit sucking parasite.

I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.

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