If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.

He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

The golden snitch.

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

Trump doesn’t care about Christians or Republicans. The deal is, he gets to be the center of attention and above the law. In exchange, he does whatever the Republicans want. He’s too shallow, entitled and stupid to be passionate about anything except his image.

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.

In reality, man created God but also doesn’t know why.

Goofus resorts to slavery when he doesn’t want to mow the lawn. Gallant, gets rid of the lawn.

Translation: My side is losing so both sides are bad.

Gerold Ford let him in.

Yep.